Interesting Statistics:
- We have a 99.99% guarantee that our prophecies are 100% accurate.
- Our prophets have a combined total of 500 years of experience in predicting the apocalypse.
- We've correctly predicted the end of the world on 7 out of 10 occasions.
- Our prophets have a 4:1 ratio of correctly-predicted-to-wrongly-predicted predictions.
- Our prophets are 100% sure we're not just winging it.