Welcome, mortal, to the lair of the all-knowing Prophets of Privacy! We're here to guide you through the labyrinthine depths of our sacred tome, Eternal Privacy Agreement - the definitive guide to surrendering your soul to our whims.
We, the Prophets, have deigned to create this Policy so that you, the unwary, will know our true intentions. Or, at the very least, will be sufficiently confused.