The Great Prophets of Procrastination Disruption

We're not lazy, we're just on a mission to disrupt the status quo... of productivity.

Our prophets are experts in the art of doing nothing. We're not just experts, we're prophets.

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Disruption Techniques

1. The art of multitasking: doing multiple things at once to do nothing.

2. The science of distractions: finding the most interesting thing to look at.

3. The philosophy of 'I'll start later'.

Learn more about the art of multitasking Learn more about the science of distractions Learn more about the philosophy of 'I'll start later'