Lesson 101: The Suddenness of It All
In this introductory lesson, we'll cover the art of being utterly and completely wrong about everything. It's a skill that takes practice, but trust us, it'll come in handy when the apocalypse comes.
Our instructors, the venerable Prophets of Sudden Death, will guide you through the basics of:
- Reading tea leaves upside down
- Interpreting chicken entrails
- Divining the future from a single, flickering candle flame
And, of course, we'll cover the most important aspect of all: the art of being completely, utterly, and totally wrong.