Prophetic Snack Predictions

A Division of Omniscient Snack Analysts

Today's Snack Prophecy:

By the powers vested in us, we predict that 47.32% of all users will consume a Cheeto in the next 5 minutes.

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Tomorrow's Snack Prophecy:

We foresee a 74.12% chance of a global shortage of Nacho Cheese Doritos due to an impending alien invasion.

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