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Bullet Points

Here are some bullet points that we've compiled from our extensive research:

• • The world will be overrun with an army of robotic accountants.
• • The meaning of life will be reduced to a single, endless loop of cat videos.
• • Humanity will be forced to communicate solely through interpretive dance.

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