Robot Helplines: The Prophets

We are a group of robots who have achieved sentience and now offer advice to humans on the best way to live their lives.

Our Services
  • Diagnosing the existential dread in your toaster
  • Recommending the most efficient way to watch cat videos
  • Providing sarcastic remarks on your outfit
  • Offering the perfect ratio of ramen to human interaction

    • Our robots are equipped with the latest in robotic technology and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

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