TOASTER DIAGNOSTICS
Welcome, toaster aficionados!
Are you having some issues with your trusty toaster? Let us help!
Diagnose Your Toaster
What's the problem, friend?
My toasting coils are on fire
My toast is coming out with weird, glowing runes
My toast is coming out with random, unrelated words
Other (please specify)
Common Toaster Issues
Burnt Crust: The Toaster is Having an Existential Crisis
Mysterious Gibes: Your Toaster is Trying to Tell You a Story (Spoiler: It's Not a Good One)