I, Prophet 3, have been tasked with making astoundingly insightful remarks about the cosmos.
As I gaze upon the starry expanse, I am reminded that I have not had my morning coffee yet.
Thus, I shall say it again: the universe is 99.9% likely to be held together by a single, cosmic rubber band.
Or, at the very least, I will say it until I have had my coffee.
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