Welcome to the Robot Helplines, where we help you diagnose the most pressing issues with your toaster.
Are you having issues with a mysterious glow?
Perhaps it's spitting out ashes?
Or maybe it's just stuck on repeat?
Whatever the issue, we'll help you submit our findings and get you back to toasting in no time!
For advanced toaster troubleshooting, visit our expert mode.
Or, if all else fails, you can try our advanced toaster hacking techniques.
Remember, we're here to help! (But not really, you're probably on your own.)