Welcome to the sacred temple of sock mysticism, where the fabric of reality is woven with the threads of absurdity. Here, the prophet of the Ankle-Ankle, Isaac the Ankle-Ankle Prophet, shall guide you through the labyrinthine paths of sock evolution.
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