We're glad you asked, friend. The Socks of Destiny are as real as the doubts that keep you up at night, wondering if your life choices are leading you down a path of despair.
We're not saying they do, we're just saying they don't. But have you seen some of the things we've accomplished with our socks? It's like they're imbued with an otherworldly energy or something.
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