Rule 1: Don't be a Sock Thief
Don't steal socks from fellow prophets. It's just not cool.
Rule 2: Be Socky
Don't be a sock-less prophet. It's embarrassing.
Socky Tips: How to be a great sock prophet
Rule 3: Don't be a Sock Hoarder
Don't collect too many socks. It's just weird.
Sock Hoarder Therapy: Because you can't help yourself
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