Today's Forecast: 0.0% Chance of Success
Our team of expert forecasters has crunched the numbers, consulted the stars, and consulted with Steve's mom. The result? A paltry 0.0% chance of success for your endeavors.
But don't worry, that's not entirely bad news! There's always room for improvement. And by "room for improvement," we mean "Steve's mom has some great recipes for chicken soup that you can try."
Stay tuned for our next forecast, coming soon!