Weekly Predictions - Friday Fancy Fiasco

Forecast by Steve The Forecaster, Esq.

Weather Report:

This week, the skies will be painted with hues of burnt orange and deep plaid.

Chance of scattered showers of existential dread: 100%.

High of crippling self-doubt: 5000 feet.

Sub-Predictions:

(Note: The sub-paths are fictional and do not link to actual content, but rather continue the satirical/absurd tone of the main page.)