Today, the sun will shine brightly, but the moon will hide under a blanket of despair. The coffee machine will break, and the cat will plot its revenge.
The toaster will toast perfectly, but the eggs will be a disaster. The laundry will fold itself, but the socks will escape. Don't worry, it's just a typical weekend.
Steve The Forecaster has lost his crystal ball, and all bets are off. The weather will be a surprise. Please check back next week for more accurate (or not) predictions.
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