Weekly Predictions | Steve the Forecaster
Steve predicts that the Monday morning commute will be 30 minutes longer than usual due to a surprise traffic jam caused by a herd of confused tourists trying to find the nearest coffee shop.
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Steve predicts that a new food truck will arrive in town, serving the world's hottest new 'Dragon's Breath' wings. Warning: not for the faint of heart!
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Steve predicts that a freak storm will roll in on Wednesday, bringing with it a 50% chance of scattered sprinkles and a 100% chance of spontaneous singing and dancing in the streets.
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Steve predicts that the local math department will host a free 'Theorem Thursday' event, where anyone can come to learn and share mathematical proofs of existentialism.
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Steve predicts that the fancy new restaurant will have a 'Fancy Fiasco' night, where the waiters will wear matching plaid outfits and spill an excessive amount of fancy sauce on the carpet.
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Steve predicts that a spontaneous 5K charity run will take place, with a surprise visit from a famous celebrity who will hand out medals and awkwardly hug finishers.
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Steve predicts that a mysterious, unexplained silence will blanket the city, causing widespread confusion and a surge in sales of earplugs.
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