Weekly Predictions | Steve the Forecaster
Monday: Chaos Ensues
Steve predicts that the Monday morning commute will be 30 minutes longer than usual due to a surprise traffic jam caused by a herd of confused tourists trying to find the nearest coffee shop. Read more about the traffic jam tales
Tuesday: Tasty Treats
Steve predicts that a new food truck will arrive in town, serving the world's hottest new 'Dragon's Breath' wings. Warning: not for the faint of heart! Read more about the spicy delights
Wednesday: Wacky Weather
Steve predicts that a freak storm will roll in on Wednesday, bringing with it a 50% chance of scattered sprinkles and a 100% chance of spontaneous singing and dancing in the streets. Read more about the weather forecast
Thursday: Theorem Thursdays
Steve predicts that the local math department will host a free 'Theorem Thursday' event, where anyone can come to learn and share mathematical proofs of existentialism. Learn more about Theorem Thursday
Friday: Fancy Fiasco
Steve predicts that the fancy new restaurant will have a 'Fancy Fiasco' night, where the waiters will wear matching plaid outfits and spill an excessive amount of fancy sauce on the carpet. Read more about the fancy fiasco
Saturday: Sudden Sprints
Steve predicts that a spontaneous 5K charity run will take place, with a surprise visit from a famous celebrity who will hand out medals and awkwardly hug finishers. Read more about the sprinting spectacle
Sunday: Sudden Silence
Steve predicts that a mysterious, unexplained silence will blanket the city, causing widespread confusion and a surge in sales of earplugs. Read more about the silence