Forecasts for the uninitiated
Today: 75% chance of doing absolutely nothing. Tonight: 100% chance of Netflix binge-watching.
Tomorrow: 50% chance of laundry, 50% chance of regret.
The economy will tank, but your aunt's cat will do well in the stock market. Invest wisely, or not.
Our beloved local heroes will disappoint once again. The end is near,ประก but not too near to matter.
Stay tuned for more exciting, utterly inaccurate predictions!