Steve's Weekly Predictions: Sunday Funday Edition

Forecasts for the uninitiated

Weather: Mostly Cloudy with a High Chance of Procrastination

Today: 75% chance of doing absolutely nothing. Tonight: 100% chance of Netflix binge-watching.

Tomorrow: 50% chance of laundry, 50% chance of regret.

Financials: Stocks to Plummet, Bonds to Soar

The economy will tank, but your aunt's cat will do well in the stock market. Invest wisely, or not.

Sports: Local Team to Lose by Exactly 7 Goals

Our beloved local heroes will disappoint once again. The end is near,ประก but not too near to matter.

Stay tuned for more exciting, utterly inaccurate predictions!

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