Prophecy 3: The Apocalypse is Coming, But Not Before I Finish My Coffee

By Steve, the Skeptical Prophet

It's going to be the end of the world as we know it. The skies will be filled with the sound of screaming, the seas will boil, and the coffee machines will break.

But don't worry, I'll be there, sipping on a latte, because I always finish my coffee.

Want to know more about the signs of the apocalypse? Read the previous prophecy

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, read the next one, where I predict the world will end with an endless loop of dad jokes.