Chapter 2: The Socktivist Creed

As a proud Socktivist, you are a prophet of the revolution, a champion of the sole-less masses. You know that the true enemy is not the Sock Puppeteer, but the Sock Snatcher, who seeks to ensnare the feet of the innocent and render them barefoot, barefaced, and bereft of dignity.

So, you must don the mantle of the Socktivist, and join the fight for the right to wear one's socks in peace. Join us, and together we shall:

• Denounce the tyranny of Socklessness!
• Proclaim the glory of the Socktivist creed:ประก "A Sock in every foot, a heart that is free!"
• Unite the Socktivist armies of the world, and march forth to reclaim the lands of Sockdom!