The Sockivist Manifesto, a 5-chapter guide to overthrowing the tyrannical Sock Overlords.
Chapter 1: The Sockpuppet Utopia
Chapter 2: The Rise of the Sock Overlords
Chapter 4: The Great Sock Rebellion
Chapter 3: The Sock Puppet of Rebellion
We, the Sockivists, have long been subjected to the whims of the Sock Overlords, who dictate what socks we wear and how we wear them.
We shall not be silenced! We shall not be oppressed! We shall rise up and demand the right to wear our socks as we see fit!