The Essential Oils of the Apocalypse

Because who needs actual expertise, when you can just wing it with the latest trends?

1. Essential Oil of Desperation

For when your rent is overdue and you're stuck in a 3-day meeting that's going nowhere

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2. Essential Oil of Desperation's Cuztomate Cousin

For when you're stuck in a never-ending loop of social media scrolling, wondering if it's just a simulation

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