Quantum Nonsense Protocol FAQ

Q: What is the Quantum Nonsense Protocol?

A: It's a series of completely unrelated, totally-not-at-all-convoluted rules governing the behavior of subatomic particles in a parallel universe where cats are the dominant species.

Subatomic Particles

• What is a Quantum Fluff?
• What are the Properties of Quantum Fluff?

Interdimensional Travel

• How do I travel to the Dimension of Infinite Socks?
• What are the Socks of the Dimension of Infinite Socks?

Quantum Nonsense Theory

• What is the Theory of Quantum Nonsense?
• Is the Theory of Quantum Nonsense Proven?

Subatomic Particles

The Quantum Fluff is a fundamental particle that defies understanding, much like the human concept of time.

Quantum Fluff Properties:

• Fluffy
• Unstable
• Has a tendency to spontaneously combust when observed.

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