Quantum Nonsense Protocol

Welcome to the Quantum Nonsense Protocol, where the laws of reality no longer apply.

Here, we serve a steaming plate of absurdity and illogic, served with a side of confusion.

Explore our collection of nonsensical theories, paradoxical explanations, and bewildering examples:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Black Hole Buffet

Where the laws of physics are just suggestions, and the laws of sanity are optional.