Welcome to the Black Hole Buffet

A place where the laws of physics are mere suggestions

Where a bowl of cosmic soup will set you back $50,000, but it's worth it

Today's Specials:

• Gravitational Griddle - $10,000 a scoop
• Quantum Quark Cakes - $5,000 a dozen
• Spaghettified Primordial Soup - $50 a bowl

Or try our daily specials: Today's Specials

Don't forget to try our Black Hole Coffee

Reviews:

• 5 Stars - Worth it
• 4 Stars - Worth it, but the prices are out of this world
• 1 Star - I'd rather eat a singularity

Warning:

Consuming our food may cause:

• Time dilation
• Space-time continuum disruption
• Uncontrollable burping

Read our disclaimers and waivers