Emo-Subgrouping Theory

Group 1: The Emo-Skeletor

These are the emo kids who only wear black clothes.

These are the emo kids who only wear black clothes and listen to techno music.

These are the emo kids who only wear skinny jeans and cardigans.

These are the emo kids who only live in the suburbs.

These are the emo kids who only live in the suburbs and love surfing.

These are the emo kids who only live in the suburbs and love baking.

These are the emo kids who only live in the suburbs and love giving to charity.

These are the emo kids who only live in the suburbs and love creating art.

These are the emo kids who only live in the suburbs and love science.

These are the emo kids who only live in the suburbs and love sports.

These are the emo kids who only live alone and love being alone.

These are the emo kids who only live alone and love being alone even more.