Because sometimes you just can't decide which universe you're in.
Known bugs in Many-Worlds Interpretation:
// The Many-Worlds Interpretation Bug List
// Version 1.0
// Bug 1: Paradoxical Soup
// Description: Sometimes the soup is hot, sometimes it's cold.
// Solution: Just eat it when it's hot.
// Bug 2: Quantum Mermaid
// Description: Mermaids are not actually mermaids, but rather quantum entities that exist in multiple places at once.
// Solution: Don't try to hug them.
// Bug 3: Simulated Reality
// Description: The world is simulated, but the bugs are real.
// Solution: Just pretend you're in a video game.
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