Welcome to the Quantum Cat Simulator

This is a simulation of a quantum cat, because you asked for it. It's not actually a real cat, but more like a... cat-imation.

Quantum cats are known to exist in multiple states at once. This means they can be both alive and dead, happy and sad, and hungry and full at the same time.

Use the controls below to observe the quantum cat's state:

Alive: Dead:

Happiness:

Hunger:

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Note: The JavaScript code is used to simulate the quantum cat's states (alive, dead, happiness, and hunger), and update the corresponding status text accordingly. The buttons are also used to trigger these updates. The CSS is used to style the page according to the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic.