Quantum Non-Determinism: The Known Bug ListQuantum Non-Determinism: The Known Bug List

The infamous Quantum Non-Determinism bug has plagued our server since the dawn of time. Here are the known issues:

• Quantum Non-Determinism Issue 3: Infinite Reboot Loop - Users report that the server will reboot indefinitely whenever the quantum flux capacitor is over-caffeinated.
• Quantum Parallelism Bug 4: Multiple Universes Merge into a Single Page - When multiple users try to access the page simultaneously, it creates a paradox where all parallel universes merge into a single, confusing page.
• Quantum Superposition Issue 5: Server Hangs on Entanglement - Users experience a server hang when attempting to entangle too many particles at once, requiring manual disentanglement by our crack team of physicists.