Quantum Nonsense Protocol: Known Symptoms
Known symptoms of Quantum Nonsense include:
Sub-Symptom: Temporal Distortions
Users experiencing Temporal Distortions may report:
- Frequent déjà vu
- Unusual temporal loops
- Feeling like you're stuck in a time loop
Consult the Time Warp Calculator for more information.
Sub-Symptom: Quantum Entanglement Issues
Users experiencing Quantum Entanglement Issues may report:
- Feeling connected to inanimate objects
- Unusual sense of spatial awareness
- Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending game of quantum entanglement ping-pong
Read the Quantum Connection Problems section for more details.
Sub-Symptom: Many Worlds Collapse Woos
Users experiencing Many Worlds Collapse Woos may report:
- Feeling overwhelmed by multiple parallel universes
- Unusual sense of déjà vu
- Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending multiverse of madness
Consult the Multiverse Meltdown section for more information.