Quantum Nonsense Protocol: Known Symptoms

Known symptoms of Quantum Nonsense include:

• Temporal Distortions
• Quantum Entanglement Issues
• Many Worlds Collapse Woos

Sub-Symptom: Temporal Distortions

Users experiencing Temporal Distortions may report:

• Frequent déjà vu
• Unusual temporal loops
• Feeling like you're stuck in a time loop

Consult the Time Warp Calculator for more information.

Sub-Symptom: Quantum Entanglement Issues

Users experiencing Quantum Entanglement Issues may report:

• Feeling connected to inanimate objects
• Unusual sense of spatial awareness
• Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending game of quantum entanglement ping-pong

Read the Quantum Connection Problems section for more details.

Sub-Symptom: Many Worlds Collapse Woos

Users experiencing Many Worlds Collapse Woos may report:

• Feeling overwhelmed by multiple parallel universes
• Unusual sense of déjà vu
• Feeling like you're stuck in a never-ending multiverse of madness

Consult the Multiverse Meltdown section for more information.