Split-Brain Theory Known Issues

Known Bugs: 1. Brain cells randomly rearrange themselves to form a 3D maze, causing cognitive dissonance.

Known Bugs: 2. Users report experiencing spontaneous combustion due to excessive mental friction.

Known Bugs: 3. Inability to recall what day it is or what the weather is like.

Known Bugs: 4. Unexplained urges to shout "IT'S NOT ME!" at random intervals.

Known Bugs: 5. Incompatibility with reality, requiring users to wear tin foil hats to shield against cognitive dissonance.

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