Schrödinger's Bug List
Uncertainty Principle
Where the superposition of states is more than just a theory...
Observer's Dilemma
When the act of observation collapses the wave function, but not quite.
Causes:
- Unintentional collapse of wave function
- Quantum superposition of conflicting priorities
Related Bug: Many Worlds Theory
Wave Function Collapse
When the wave function gets a little too excited...
Causes:
- Quantum fluctuations in system resources
- Observer's anxiety about impending deadlines
See Quantum Fluctuation for more info
Superposition of States
When multiple outcomes are simultaneously possible, yet somehow only one occurs...
Causes:
- Unintentional misuse of quantum parallelism
- Unreliable state machines
Related Bug: Quantum Non-Locality
Disclaimer: The bugs listed on this page are entirely fictional and not actual quantum mechanics issues. Or are they?
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