Known Bugs in the Quantum Nonsense Protocol

Quantum Non-Locality Bug 1: Random Particle Appearance

When particles appear in two places at once, the protocol gets confused and thinks they're in multiple places.

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Quantum Non-Determinism Bug 2: Random Outcome Selection

The protocol can't decide which outcome to choose from multiple possibilities, leading to inconsistent results.

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Quantum Superposition Bug 3: Multiple States at Once

The protocol gets stuck in a superposition and can't decide which state to collapse to.

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Quantum Decoherence Bug 4: Loss of Coherence

The protocol's internal state gets disrupted by external interactions, causing it to lose coherence and behave erratically.

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Quantum Measurement Bug 5: Observer-Dependent Reality

The protocol's behavior changes depending on who's observing it, leading to inconsistent results.

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