We, the people of Strangelove, are here to tell you:
We are the chosen ones.
Our leader, Strangelove, has decreed:
That the only acceptable form of communication is the transmission of memes.
That the only acceptable form of exercise is the performance of the Strangelove Shuffle.
Read Chapter 1: The Glorious Ascension of Strangelove
Read Chapter 2: The Unyielding Power of the Strangelove Fist