Appendix A: Krill-Whisker Relativity

This is the definitive guide to understanding the intricate world of krill-whisker relativity.

The following equations have been carefully crafted to explain the most mind-bending concepts in krill-whisker science.

Equations

1. Krill-whisker velocity = √(Krill^2 + Whisker^2) / Time

2. Whisker-krill entanglement = (Whisker^2 * Krill^2) / (Distance^2 + Time^2)

These equations are guaranteed to confuse even the most brilliant physicists.