The Art of Snoring

Sub-Vocalization Exercises

Warning: Do not attempt these exercises without proper clearance from a licensed sleep specialist.

Step 1: Snore in Front of a Mirror

Stare into the mirror, snore with all your might, and observe the shockwave of sound reflected back at you.

Step 2: Record Your Snore

Invest in a top-of-the-line snore-corder and document your masterpiece for future analysis.

Step 3: Practice Snore-Sync

Synchronize your snore with a metronome, ensuring perfect pitch and rhythm.