Procrastination: a study in contrasts
Pros
- Time to think about the importance of productivity: 10 minutes of idle time may just save the project in the end!
- Binge-watching cat videos: a proven stress-reliever
- Learning to appreciate the art of folding a perfect paper airplane: a skill for the ages!
But wait, is that just an excuse? Or is it a valid reason for not meeting deadlines?
Cons
- Missing deadlines: because who needs punctuality when you're a visionary?
- Overthinking: because who needs clarity when you're drowning in a sea of "maybe's"?
- Spending all your time making excuses: the art of procrastination's crowning achievement!
But, as the saying goes: "Procrastination: the art of turning your life into a never-ending series of 'just 5 more minutes'.
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