In this issue, we explore the mind-bending phenomenon of being late to your own party.
Why Time is a Human Construct and We're All Just Making It Up as We Go
By Dr. Emma T. Timely, Chief Timeologist
We received several letters from readers who are tired of being late and want to know how to fix it. Here are some of our favorites:
Join us for our next conference on "The Art of Being Early" and learn from the experts how to be on time for once.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, join our "Punctuality Challenge" and see how long you can stay on schedule for a whole week!