Manifesto of Schedule It Hedonism

Welcome, fellow hedonists! This is the manifesto that will change the way you think about time.

For too long, we have been slaves to the whims of calendars and clocks. We have let the tyranny of schedules dictate our every waking moment, stifling our creativity and crushing our souls.

But no more! It is time to rise up and demand a new way of living, a way of living that says: "Schedule? What schedule?"

We will no longer be bound by the chains of time. We will no longer be slaves to the 9-to-5, the Monday-to-Friday grind.

We will live life on our own terms, in our own time. We will schedule our lives around our hedonistic desires, not the other way around.

Join us, dear friends, in this revolution of schedule it hedonism! Together, we can make a new world, a world where time is not just a constraint, but an endless playground!

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