Schedule It Hedonism: The Revised and Definitive Edition
By the great and powerful Schedule Master, Lord Tim
Foreword
Warning: this book is not for the faint of heart. It is a guide to living life according to the rhythms of your own desires, unfettered by the whims of others.
Or, as we like to call it, Schedule It Hedonism.
Chapter 1: The Art of Schedule It Hedonism
Learn the ancient secrets of crafting the perfect schedule, tailored to your every whim and fancy.
From the sacred rituals of morning coffee consumption to the delicate dance of social media management, we will guide you through the labyrinthine world of Schedule It Hedonism.
Chapter 2: Scheduling Your Way to Happiness
A comprehensive guide to scheduling your life for maximum joy.
From the thrill of waking up early to the satisfaction of binge-watching cat videos, we will walk you through the intricacies of crafting a schedule that is truly, unapologetically you.
Chapter 3: The Dark Arts of Procrastination
The Schedule Master's guide to embracing the art of doing absolutely nothing.
From the subtle art of email filtering to the bold move of taking a three-hour nap, we will show you how to turn the art of procrastination into a science.