Step 5: Procrastination Protocols

Scheduleitis is a real thing, folks. Don't pretend it isn't. You're not fooling anyone. Skip ahead to Step 6: The Art of Rationalizing Time, but don't say we didn't warn you.

At this stage, you've managed to string together a half-coherent schedule, but it's still a mess. Time to break out the heavy artillery: Step 7: The Art of Extreme Prioritization and Step 8: The Science of Time Dilation.

Remember, the key to success is to never, ever, under any circumstances, actually start doing anything you've planned. That's just a recipe for disaster.

Stay tuned for more exciting developments in the field of Scheduleitis!

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