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Welcome to the Pun-ish, where the puns are punderful and the jokes are pun-filled! We're a page that's puns-itive about having fun with words.

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Puns-itive Quotes | Word Play | Pun-filled News

Pun-ish: Puns-itive Quotes

Puns-itive Quotes

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, duh!"

"Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems."

"I'm reading a book on antigravity."

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Pun-ish: Word Play

Word Play

We're playing with words, but not like that. We're not playing fetch or hide and seek, we're pun-ishing with language.

Pun-ish Lexicon | Pun-derful Rhymes

Pun-ish: Pun-filled News

Pun-filled News

Breaking news: cats purr-suaded to join the pun-ishment program.

Dogs howled with laughter at the pun-filled comedy show.

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