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Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, naturally.
What do you call a fake parrot? A pawket.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't open cans? A can't opener. (That's a classic.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.
Why did the bicycle break up with his girlfriend? Because it was a bit of a wheel-y relationship.
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