Wordplay Puns

Puns for Days

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sic band!

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

Why don't eggs tell time? Because they don't have any seconds!

Why was the bicycle built for two? Because it was a tandem.

What do you call a fish with a bad memory? A fish who's always cod-dling.

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