Welcome to the Absurd Puns Generator

This is a machine that spews forth absurd puns at an alarming rate. Proceed with caution.

Here's a list of pun types:

• Silly Puns
• Dadjest Puns (not Dad Jokes)
• Wordplay Puns (for when you want to be too clever)
• More Absurd Puns (like this one)