The second law of pyrokinetics states that the temperature of a system will always be directly proportional to the amount of kinetic energy released during an exothermic reaction.
In simpler terms, the hotter it gets, the more it gets hotter.
This law can be applied to various fields, including but not limited to: cooking, firework explosions, and intense staring contests.
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