A Galactic Omelette

A Galactic Omelette Recipe

For the most epic of breakfasts, you'll need:

• 1 egg, fresh from the Andromedian farms
• 1/2 cup quantum-entangled cheese, shredded
• 1/4 cup black hole matter, crushed
• 1/4 teaspoon chrono-displaced salt, harvested from the Event Horizon

Instructions:

1. Whisk the egg in the quantum vortex
2. Add the shredded cheese and crushed black hole matter
3. Season with chrono-displaced salt
4. Cook in the quantum oven at 400 degrees Kelvin for 7.3 minutes

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