Also known as "The Great Cheese Incident," the Quantum Meltdown Theory proposes that the fabric of space-time itself is threatened by an impending dairy-based catastrophe.

According to leading researchers, the laws of quantum mechanics are about to break down due to an unexplained phenomenon where every time you open the fridge, the cheese gets a little less cold.

Dr. Emily E. Cheese, a renowned expert in the field, warns that if we don't take drastic measures, the very fabric of reality will unravel, leaving us with a world made entirely of fondue.

Learn more about the Counter-Meltdown Theory, a fringe movement that claims the problem lies not with the cheese, but with the humans who consume it.