Quantum Meltdown Symptoms

You're experiencing some rather... interesting symptoms, aren't you?

• Reality is starting to feel a bit... fuzzy.
• Time seems to be flowing like it's in a bad time-travel joke.
• Your cat is suddenly speaking to you in a language you don't understand.
• You're starting to think the toaster is plotting against you.

Here are some other symptoms you might be experiencing:

• The cat's voice is getting louder, more demanding, and slightly more sarcastic.
• Time is looping back on itself, like a bad feedback loop.
• Gravity seems to have decided it's a Tuesday.
• Your favorite snack is now made of pure, unadulterated darkness.

Don't worry, it's just the Quantum Meltdown. It's a real thing. Here's some possible cures or symptom triage for you to try.