Welcome to the Quantum Coffee Shop, where the coffee is stronger than the uncertainty principle. Our coffee is so strong, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
Or, you know, just give you a really nice buzz.
Don't forget to try our Quantum Foam, made with the finest particles and a dash of uncertainty.
Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, try our Super-Symmetry Latte, guaranteed to warp space-time in your cup.